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The ******* Engineer Challenge We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called "smart" ass Yankee to take this exam: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which...

Or, an idiots guide to engineers :D

Just came across this....:r

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts...

I'm a licensed structural engineer. I'm not looking for any new business, however it would be my pleasure to consult with any of my fellow gorillas and help them on any projects they have or are thinking about. PM me with questions or for contact info. Josh

It was the time of the Frence revolution, and a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer had been found guilty of crimes against the people. The three of them were sentenced to execution at the guillotine. The lawyer was sent to the block, and the executioner asked: "Monsieur, as a man of honor you...

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, "You're an engineer, you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing golf. The party at the next tee were hitting balls all over the place. The doctor says "what is wrong with those guys, they are taking forever to tee off?" The priest says "There's George, the groundskeeper. Let's ask him" George says "Oh...

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still that...