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I'm stupid. S-T-O-O-P-I-D an idiot. Small package arrives in the mail. Others have gotten their new Zippo Blues, so I think it is mine. Next thing I know, there is a medic leaning over me mumbling something about "stupid greenhorns" or something. It was Angry Elf ordinance and I foolishly...

...but they still haven't determined what you might like best. So you better tell Santa what you like or it's coal in the stocking!

When last we had checked, the UPS elves threw the smack-down on the other delivery elves with a bodacious package delivered on Monday (see the UPS elves thread). Today, the DHL elves shot back with not one but two packages from c-bid. The damages: (5) H. Upmann 160th Anniversary #4 (5) CI...

I got home today from helping friends paint their house before the rains start and find that the UPS elves have visited me. This is the first of 4 packages scheduled to arrive this week. Be still my beating heart! Oh yeah, my 1lb package of 65% beads from Heartfelt arrived today as well.

and came up with you - 1 down, 1 to go. Bwwuuhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa, bwwuuhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa, bwwuuhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa! 0306 2400 0002 1904 7279

And it looks like its been a tough year. Have you been a good boy? We jolly smoking folk here at the north pole haven't heard much from you lately. Must be busy like the rest of us. So many lists, I can hardly keep things going in the right direction. So I say Gerald, your goodies are...