The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican <st1><st1></st1></st1>, and because they are "THE" seven
dwarfs they get ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey my son," says the Pope,
"what can I do for you?"
"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in...
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute...
OK! Another good one from a recent post on another site.
Be warned. It's a bit raunchy. :D :r
The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey led the pack. "Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but...