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  1. Habanos Discussion
    So, as I sit down in celebration of hump day, I poured myself some scotch I received some very very generous BOTL's here in Cincy for the passing of my Grandfather, and went to pick out the celebratory stick for this Wednesday. I have had a Reyes before, so I was not completely new to the...
  2. Cigar Forums Banter
    YouTube - Joe Breezy Patron Chug just thought i would share this
  3. General Cigar Discussion
    Have you ever been cigar drunk? A friend of mine the other day reminded me of a time that he saw me laid out on the floor of his living room "Cigar Drunk". I had totally forgot about this but it was a few years before I really started smoking cigars and I believe it was a "Punch" cigar. Kinda...
  4. Jokes Forum
    A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio and even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice...
  5. General Cigar Discussion
    ... And life is great!!! Let me just tell you guys. A month ago my daily routine was to come home from work, sit around .. and go on the computer for hours, ending up going to bed unsatisfied. This past month 2 things have happened. I invested the best $30 of my life in a weber 14" kettle...
  6. Cigar Pictures
    I got home yesterday to my new mailbox laying in pieces all over the place. In the remains I find this letter from Zach. You know, I helped the guy out in the mass bombing on Charles (GCBAC) and this is the thanks I get!!! Not sure, but maybe he was drinking and got confused. Thanks for the...
  7. Jokes Forum
    A very sick man is in the hospital, taking many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where they land on a drunk who is staggering home. The drunk starts flailing at...
  8. Jokes Forum
    A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten...
  9. Non-Habanos Reviews
    First off, let me say that I'm about 8 beers in to this review - "half in the bag" so to speak. I have never been a big Pepin fan (Tats excluded). i won't go into super detail b/c as stated IM DRUNK!, but here's what I think... Pre-light - very Pepi-esque - if i didn't know any better i'd...
  10. General Discussion
    I was stopped, waiting to make a left turn onto a street in my Nissan Altima when I saw a Tahoe coming full speed toward me in my rear view mirror. I laid on the horn but he rear-ended me anyway. Out of the Tahoe stepped a 20s-year-old guy with his shorts half-way down - no shirt, and he...
  11. General Discussion
    The night started around ten o'clock at The Speakeasy, just a local club. My friend John wanted to try that place out since he and his wife hadn't been there. I have two drinks and two waters in the hour and a half we were there with another friend. About three hours before Scheff had called me...
  12. Jokes Forum
    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So...
  13. General Discussion
    What do we do now?? hehe
  14. General Discussion
    Anyone else?
  15. Jokes Forum
    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check...
  16. General Discussion
    I took one off the road Saturday night, but not the way I usually like to do it. It ended up with me in the hospital for a few hours and him walking away:mad:....after a day in court, of course. Turned right in front of me. Fortunately I was only doing about 40mph and I was using the oldest...
  17. General Discussion
    I took one off the road Saturday night, but not the way I usually like to do it. It ended up with me in the hospital for a few hours and him walking away:angry:....after a day in court, of course. Turned right in front of me. Fortunately I was only doing about 40mph and I was using the oldest...
  18. General Discussion
    You know your drunk when you fall to your knee's and grab hold of the ground to keep from falling off the earth. Now I remember why I don't drink...:hnover!!!!
  19. Cigar Bombs
    I was a bit skeptical about the two different guys in red claiming to be Santa in that other forum. So, let me ask you guys, does this letter look like something the real Santa would write? Sure, it seems nice and jolly and thoughtful, but flying the sleigh while drunk!?! Santa wouldn't do...
  20. Jokes Forum
    After years of trying to get it right, I now can share these: Things that are difficult to say, very difficult to say, and impossible to say WHEN DRUNK: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY...
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