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I no longer trust Doctors;) Added pics :) Thank you Bill for the fine ashwhoopin you gave me today. That Diamond Crown Maximus is calling my name! He hit me with a nice 6-pack of sticks. Diamon Crown Maximus DC Gurka Legend Oliva Serie V 2 Camacho Corojo Machitos Hoya de Monterey Exc 1066...

I am 54 and have struggled with my weight all my life. Find if very interesting that my doctors obsess over quiting smoking cigars much more then loosing weight. At the beginning of the year I weighed 270 pounds, had high blood pressure, abnormal liver enzymes, high blood sugar and a number of...

A man had recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, The Doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age. A little concerned about that comment, the man could not resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' The Doctor asked, 'Do you...

...the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA...

I have a question that I'm too embarrassed to ask my real doctor. So..... let me know if you're a doctor. I don't think it's life threatening.... but it might be so it's worth a shot at asking.

Are there any doctors on here (specifically medical doctors, MD, DO)? I'm currently going into my second year in osteopathy, and I get the "your in medical school and you smoke?" question all the time. So, I'm curious in how you defend your smoking/passion/pastime to others? Thus far...

Why is it every time I have to have an IV,shots or blood work & I tell the doctor that I'm a hard stick & you have get me in the back of the hand, they say "but you've got this great vein in your right arm lets try that first" then they say " I can't believe that vein was no good" this has...

Received the bad news on my Dad yesterday. He has kidney cancer that spread to the lungs and his arm. The good news is, he feels great and wouldn't have known there was a problem if he hadn't gotten 3 golf ball size lumps on his arm. Bad news is the doctors have never seen cancer of the kidney...

hey, does anyone else notice that they are very right/left eye dominant, and after looking at a computer screen for too long, they get headaches? i've noticed that i'm very left eye dominant. i've been trying to hold my left eye shut and focus more with my right, but i cant do it very well...

I have been in estate conservation for over ten years with a focus on Medicaid Pre Planning. There is a wonderful service on the market now for Physicians with Accounts Receivables in excess of $100,000...instead of charging them off at fifty cents on the dollar, you are now able to access full...

I had a fellow Medical student send me this one I thought it was pretty funny be very affraid ;) Guns Vs. Doctors Number of physicians in the US: 700,000. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000. Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)...

Doctors to bring President Bush out of Medically Induced Coma Most Americans are unaware that even though President Bush has been leading the nation for 6 years he has in fact been in a medically induced coma since 1991. One White House physician said, "That explains why the President sometimes...

A new, young MD when doing his residency in OB, was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed...

Went to the doctor today, and after a check-up he says he's going to write a prescription that would fix everything.... Well he pulls out his pad, and reached into his shirt pocket and came out with a thermometer. Damn! he says. Some ass-hole has my pen.