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  1. Jokes Forum
    Dear Doctor, I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous and after being married for seven years, and having a child each year, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are absolutely useless. After getting married I was told to use the "Rhythm...
  2. Jokes Forum
    My New Doctor Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of...
  3. Television and Movies
    So, any Doctor Who fans out there? I've got fond memories of watching Doctor Who re-runs as a kid (ahh, Tom Baker!), and I got super excited when BBC brought it back again several years back. I watched a few episodes, and the ninth Doctor just never did it for me, so I stopped watching...
  4. Cigar Bombs
    Well…. Most people say that there will be retribution to a bomb that you send; it just generally isn't so swift. The fact that the doctor both prescribed and dispensed my punishment so soon is just a testament to his bedside manner. Ka-fricken-BLOOWWWIEEEE Dr. Nick has blasted me into...
  5. Cigar Bombs
    Oh wait, he's the very one who cause my neurotic episode today !! :scared: Apparently the good Doctor felt he needed to save the pond from my psychosis, Kevorkian style ! Heres the script sent to produce my demise, As I was raised to always follow the Doctors order, I will take my script...
  6. Cigar Bombs
    Thanks Dr Nick Very nice cigars Bro!
  7. General Cigar Discussion
    First off, I've never had a Cuban stick. Secondly, I wonder if the fascination with them is more psychological than anything else...at least in the USA? Such as when the doctor tells you not to consume a certain food or drink....after a short while, even if its something not often consumed...
  8. Thoughts and Prayers
    My wife was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent treatment a number of years back. She is now been cancer free for 5 years and can discontinue taking her cancer medicine. After 5 years chances are very good you will not have a recurrence, so we are very relieved and happy!
  9. Jokes Forum
    Mr. Wong goes to the eye doctor, the doctor starts to examine Mr. Wong & says..."What seems to be the problem Mr. Wong?"... Mr. Wong responds..."I having probrem seeing out of reft eye." The doc looks @ Mr. Wong's eye & says..."Mr. Wong, you have a cataract!" Mr. Wong responds..."No, I drive...
  10. Habanos Discussion
    And by doctor I mean me, Trinidad Robusto Extra: As much as I know I SHOULD... I cannot see these being aged for very long ;)
  11. General Pipe Forum
    Hey there brothers.... Sorry I've been absent for so long (like a month or so). My daughter had surgery over thanksgiving (harmless dermoid cyst, praise the Lord!), my wife has had a stomach virus/parasite for about 4 or five weeks, which equates to chronic diarrhea and a sever lack of...
  12. General Discussion
    I ended up having a different doctor do my surgery yesterday than planned due to scheduling conflicts. I like the second doctor, the one who actually did the surgery. He wanted me out of it for a couple days so he gave me percocets and valium! He said usually they only give percocet for...
  13. General Pipe Forum
    Saw this on another board and thought that I would share it with everyone: http://www.meerschaumstore.com/health.htm Most of us already knew this.
  14. Cigar Bombs
    Had to put this in the bomb section...I had posted a thread to try some new Pepin smokes, and gorilla's from all over are making me pay! For instance doctorcue, hit me with some Vegas Cubana's, Casa Royal's, and these! I had heard rumors of the Tat Black Robusto, but didn't think they...
  15. Cigar Bombs
    0103 8555 7493 9430 **** :ss
  16. Cigar Pictures
    So I started this little exchange last week with a few choice missiles aimed squarely at the doc http://www.cigarlive.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16905 Unfortunately, he must have had some silos located underground because he was able to fire off a return salvo of some primo smokes (the first...
  17. General Discussion
    For a very humble person, I have to offer a very huge congratulations and job well done to Peter (physiognomy)! Peter successfully defended his thesis and obtained his Ph.D in biology last Friday. This is an amazing accomplishment and I commend you, my friend. I also have to congratulate his...
  18. Jokes Forum
    **When I read this I immediately thought of you Michael!!** :D I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After my first visit he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do...
  19. General Discussion
    My little brother is having liver problems, and I don’t quite understand what’s going on. I am hoping someone can shed a little light for me. He has had liver enzyme test done the first one was 168 then a week later it is 240. There are a lot of stuff that he did when he was younger that may...
  20. General Cigar Discussion
    Well guys here is the task. I am going to my Gastroenterologist in a little over a week to talk to him about my Chron's disease. I have came to the conclusion that cigars are helping my stomach. I have read one article saying that there is a link between the relief of pain by using tobacco...
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