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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of...

Well since I am going through it and our brother Jimbo is going through it and I know there were others.. Lets have a place to vent, discuss, cuss and move on. I will start. The worse part it trying to find a place that 1) I like 2) affordable 3) big enough and 4) close enough to...

:censored:Well by the title i suppose you can guess whats going on in my life so I was wondering Anybody got any tips to get out of this funk? :shock:I just moved to North Carolina and was hopeing someone could tell me a place to hang out or something to do. And Any Advice On how to move past...

My brother Fissure30 (Steve) sent me a package congratulating my on my final divorce. I'll post pics soon. I can't remember everything he sent but he did send one from ISOM and two Padron 64s along with robustos for a contest I entered here on CS. Thanks Steve. Please bump his RG since I can't...

they say she has 24 hours to move out of the house. :D (yea i know,corny,it made me laugh though)

DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my...

Which should be soon...I think that deserves something more. So, BOTL's/SOTL's what do you recommend? Reg

Somebody is going to lose a HOUSE! A little Twister action... on its way... DC# 0307 0020 0002 7447 9018 :ss

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each...

Best Divorce Letter Ever Written

This guy must have been a PO'ed person. Hope he can fix his house! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17545638/?GT1=9145

I don't plan on getting married for quite some time, but there is something I've always wondered. Guys always get the shaft in a divorce, even if she did the thing that caused it. So, if I was ever to get married, is there anyway to guarantee that I keep what's mine and she keeps what's hers? I...

Thanksgiving Divorce A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't...

10. "Annulment" was too hard to spell 9. Realized all they really had in common was a love of tater tots 8. Hard to believe, but K-Fed really is as dumb as he looks 7. Fed up with that Borat guy getting all the attention 6. Kids are now ready to handle driving and errands 5. Got tired...

http://www.cnn.com/ Report: Sleep 'divorce' counts Reports say Islamic couple must wait 100 days to remarry NEW DELHI, India (Reuters) -- A Muslim couple in India have been told by local Islamic leaders they must separate after the husband "divorced" his wife in his sleep, the Press Trust of...

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw...

I just read JCole's thread about divorce and I really feel for the guy since I'm going through my own right now. I know just how hard it is, although were still in counsilling throwing our money away since It's all over but the legal bills. A lot of you replied with good advice and it made me...

..and then Mickey Mouse says to the divorce judge: "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was f**king Goofy!"

You just knew it would get messy and nasty...eBay at it's funniest. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3146042998