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5ers are $33.13 plus $5 shipping (good for up to two 5ers) 1. Hinson 2. Hinson 3. 4. 5. First two are taken, only three spots remain!

Hey guys, just a heads up, the old virginia tobacco in Falls Church just got some Opus X in size Fuente Fuente for $11.80 each. Had to pick up a few.

Just stopped by this place today during lunch, they sell mostly hookahs and accessories but have a small humidor. Walked in the humidor and immediately hit with a wall hot hot air. Looked around and saw some nice sticks but unfortunately many of them were moldy, such a shame. The temperature...

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to...

Church Organist: There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said...

Hello persons, I'm looking to get a church warden mostly to have a cooler smoke. That's because I hiccup when I smoke a hot pipe and also hot curry. It's also because I understand that heat is a significant cause of tongue cancer; a recent study associated tongue cancer with people who drink...

Are you like this piano player?

A couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told them, "We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed, but 2-1/2 weeks later, they returned to the church. The wife was crying, and the husband was obviously very...

These are the same ****-tards who have been showing up at military funerals spouting hate and claiming that our children are dying in Iraq because the US says it's ok to be gay. To continue with protesting non-gay funerals, they will be bringing their message of intolerance and hate in the name...

A minister was completing a temperance sermon and with great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it in the river." And then finally, shaking his fist...

The Church Phone A man decided to write a book about Churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was...

FINALLY THEY FIND OUT THAT THERE IS A GOD!!!! This has made my Day, Week, Month and Year!!!!! http://www.ajc.com/search/content/news/stories/2007/10/31/FuneralProtests_1031.html

Nervously I approached the box taking up the better part of my porch. "Something so big and mysterious must be evil", I thought. Exactly the opposite was true...and now I have made the conversion to the Church of the Holy Boli. Converting a pagan hog is not an easy thing to do. You must cover...

This was just forwarded to me by a member of another list I am on. He was totally disgusted and I must say I had alternating feelings of disgust and pure rage. I just can't believe what some people feel free to say. Sometimes I think freedom of speech can go way to far. Here is the link to...

CHURCHILL, that is!! I guess Harland must be in a gospel mood, cause he sure is preaching to me with his selection of Churchills he just smacked me with! I noticed his thread: http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=58362 earlier this week, and really did not pay it much mind, because I...

So I am gearing up for some pretty big purchases within the next few months. My first boxes/purchases of Cubans. I will probably be splitting these with my best friend, also a cigar lover. So as long as the paychecks continue to be good and I have some extra cash I will be purchasing some to...

I found this and thought it was funny. Enjoy. :r CBF:w

You Know You're in a ******* Church if... 1. You Know You're in a ******* Church if ... The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. You know You're in a ******* Church if ... People ask, when they...

Yikes!!!

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left...