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I thought that a fun little thread would be appropriate... Every cigar that Ron Stacey smokes bears the face of Jesus in the ash who's next????

OK...I may get demoted by some of you...but hear me out on this! :nod: I wanted to share a story with you and I think you will agree with me, once you have read this. Back in September 2010, I ordered (and paid for) a set of 5 drawers and 2 shelves for my EdgeStar 28 bottle winedor from Chuck...

There is a ninja on the loose and he needs to be stopped. He claims to have a source within our ZK forces, for the safety of that person, i hope this is not true. This ninja seems pretty serious about his mission, and i fear for the safety of my ZK brothers. He is closely affiliated with some...

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take sh!t from anybody. Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. But the name removed at once...

Who likes him, who loves him? For the uninitiated, it's the author of Fight Club. Yes... it was a book first... I'd strongly suggest reading Invisible Monsters. It's dark but humorous (all of his novels are), and there are so many incredibly clever observations. Check it out.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?” Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Chuck...

I was missing barrens chat from WoW (Isaac knows what's up here). So lets here your favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts! Here's a few starters *If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. *Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook...

I haven't seen these here yet and figured I would start a post where we can all add our favorite Chuck Norris Jokes...I'll start it off If you have five dollars and Chuck has five dollars, he has more money than you.

When ever I feel down or afraid I just think about my hero and all the magical shit he can do. For example... Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay the **** down! or The adjective...

Here you go my brother, with the same name, from a different mothuh!! :ss DC# 0308 0070 0000 8542 6496

It was a nice day out side and then out of the blue from the horizon..... This box shows up and floors me like 10 ton truck that Chuck Norris dives :gn . To the inside we go intrepidly :hn. You knocked my socks off :mn with this assortment of darn good smokes and nub tools that I will...

OK, so last night we're sitting out enjoying our Thursday Night smoke, and I figure Hey! It's the perfect time to test out the StogieNubber I won in Chuck's contest! I run inside and grab it and stab the Toraño Signature on. Man, this thing really is a handy device! My wife's friend Erica said...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1478/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-young-chuck-norris

I always try to give a cigar an inch before I toss it. Sometimes I can't. If it's super bitter or terribly peppery I'll chuck it inside five minutes. I'm always afraid that I'm going to miss the good things that a cigar will offer when it's halfway burned. Lately I've had a run of bad luck when...

Search "find Chuck Norris" and hit the Im feeling lucky key :tu

Here are a few facts about how tough Chuck Norris is: --When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. --Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. --There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of...

Happy1 and I were supposed to do a trade for some VL maddies. Well the bastige decides to HIT ME WITH THEM instead!! You and I go way back bro, you should know better! :angry: Thanks, i really appreciate it. :D

O K Chuck was having some issues with posting his Walk in Humi Pics and I offered to give him some assistances--In doing so he was so happy to get it done, he sent me gift he said and not a bomb---Is there a difference?? Also he included a cigar checker to make sure the smokes are not damp but...

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper...

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