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So, I was sitting here this morning, minding my own business, surfing Puff and prepping my room to move in a new desk to replace my old worn out one, when I here a ring at the bell. My poor, unsuspecting, little brothers ran to the front door to find the mailman. He's obviously shaken and...

Click on this link Making Math Hands On, Interactive and Fun Teaching Idea Vote for Erin Tyrol she is a teacher at WEC a school for disabled children. You just vote put in a valid e mail address help the school win a grant that can help disabled children. Doesn't cost anything and you won't be...

I am having a bit of a dilema. I have been smoking cigars for a month now and am really enjoying it. My 10 year old keeps coming up to me saying he doesn't want me to die from cancer. It was reinforced when he saw Phil Harris on the tv show Deadliest Catch pass away. I don't want to quit, but I...

Smoking cigars in front of a child is a personal preference. So far I have managed to never be seen smoking in front of my 4 year old son. It is not that I am ashamed of smoking I just prefer him not to be around the smoke. He does know that I have cigars because he has seen my humidor but I do...

I am actually a very conscientious smoker. Even if I have the "right" to smoke in a certain area, like a park or a smoking area, I try to be considerate. More than once I've had a complaint and then used the opportunity to start a conversation. Usually the complainer will them realize I'm...

I found this article pretty ironic and thought that I should share. Dean Stogie Commentary: Smoking for the Children Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 It happens to me from time to time, and I'm sure it has happened to many of you too. You're sitting at one of the increasingly rare bars that...

This ties in with sgtbreeden's 6 reasons to think before you speak thread, I didn't want to hijack the thread but wanted to share this one! :D ------------------ A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns =...

Watch out Mofo's!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

This man is a sick bastage! So Bob and I have been talking a little in chat lately. Early this week he advises me he is comming down to san jose this weekend as his daughter is graduating from college. We were trying to find a way to meet up. It looks like we will now, but before today it was...

I help DustinL "acquire" something...and he decided to take it upon himself to Bomb me! As if the CAO Conmemorativo Sampler w/ DVD was not enough, he also threw in a present for my newborn daughter! If you ever help Dustin out, hide the wife and children before you go to the mailbox! You are...

My kid got me with this one but I had to laugh. Remember he is only 6. He asked me like he was seriously wanting an answer. Why do birds fly south? my response: I don't know, for the winter. No, because it's too far to walk. Damn Kids :r

..and they want to go to college. Here's a few things I'm learning from my daughter's senior year college follies: 1. Apply early. There are more applicants every year which means they are turning away more applicants every year. 2. Colleges are starting to weigh the level of high school...

Mmmmm. 8 quarts of 15-bean soup with crumbled sausage and.... CORNBREAD!! MRS. MOO MADE SKILLET CRUNCHY CORNBREAD!!!! WOO HOO. I love cornbread crunchy, not crumbly.

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these are being spread across the country!! I've taken a couple bombs lately and now is my turn to spread the destruction. Enjoy...whomever you are :lol: :lol:

Why We Love Children ! 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady...

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you...

Enjoy! 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust...

Not the most uplifting of tales, but imo a very gritty good movie. basically, in the near future women cannot bear children and the potential consequences of such.... :po