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Can't decide on buying a Tat or a Viaje, then forget both and buy a Rodrigo. Today, I smoked my first Rodrigo, the robusto, and wow was it good. I was very surprised by how good this cigar is. The only way I can explain the flavors are that is starts out like a Viaje exlcusivo blend cigar and...

I found this awsome website for any of you fellow BOTL's with children that still believe in Santa. It is called Portable North Pole. Basically you input some information and you get a video of Santa talking to your little one. It's all personal and you fill in exactly what you want Santa to say...

Sorry if this offends anyone but I am having a running battle with the Child Support Agency. This thread helps me vent. These jokes refer to my long divorced Ex. CSA=:kicknuts: A cop tries to pull over a guy for speeding who tries to outrun him. Finally the guy gives up and pulls over. The now...

As a women was laying on her death bed she tells her husband before I die I want to confess, "I'm afraid that one of our children are not from you" he asked her which one? she said guess and died on him. Since then he went around thinking who knows maybe its one of the twins.

ItsmeSpeedy-G Damn, he hits hard..he sends me two of my favorite brands: Camacho and Oliva....Payback will be mine, I kid you not. First of all I have to admit he hit me a month ago. See my main post for more details

Pretty interesting.... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_au_an/new_zealand_bizarre_names

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy, so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and...

I had my first child just recently and could never had imagined how wonderful it is. We had a baby girl 7 lb 8 oz 19 inches. My brother and I are getting together next weekend to smoke a celebratory cigar. Now comes the hard part of picking out the cigar to smoke for the occasion. :ss Anyways...

Due to a long day on the road today, my poor wife and beautiful daughter had to take the grunt of a fierce attack on Southwest Florida. Forgop decided to take out some of his pent up frustrations of spending so much money in Florida with the family by doing serious harm to my poor wife and...

:r :r :r Think I would have to demand a Parent Teacher Conference if I was the teacher. :tu

My first child (Jackson) is almost here and I need advice. I want to get a box of something really special, and every year on his birthday smoke one out of the box. Then, when he turns 18, we will smoke what is left together on his birthdays...one each. Im thinking along the lines of Monte A...

Well now I understand. I wondered why, if democrats want so desperately to pass a bill that would give free health care to children, they would make it so completely impalpable to republicans? Any family 85k in income or less?? Kids up to the age of 23??? Outrages taxes that would...

Congrats on shiny new and much deserved RG Jeremy:tu

My little guy did great. Nearly two hours of surgery, lots of plates and screws later, a loan to pay back in 48 months, but little man will see to jump another day. The best case scenario resulted when they opened his leg. They were afraid they would not be able to use plates due to how close...

This guy is nuts... I'm just thankful he isn't in this country... feel bad for Australia tho. http://www.yikers.com/video_pedophile_geoffrey_leonard_is_a_lunatic.html Some Banner Ads NSFW

Little Johnny was awakened, one night, by a strange sound coming from down the hall. He slid out his bed and looking out the door to his bedroom, looked up and down the hallway. Walking down the hall he could hear the noise was coming from his parents room. He brought his face close to the door...

My First Grand Child Is on it's way into the World!!! ...Should be here any time now, I'm gonna be a GRANDPA! :al I think it's time to smoke that Fuente I got.

Kansas City, MO (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Kansas City courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping...

My wife found out today she is pregnant so I am smoking a Party Short to celebrate. Wow I can t belive I am going to be a daddy. Just thought I would share with my fellow buddies. Smoke one for me guys (and my kid) RJT :w

Found this on another forum in the Joke section. Thought it was funny and worth sharing. "Hey Guys, I know most of you have heard about my bad break up with my ex-wife, Sherri. Well I need to get her back in my life and I really value your opinions so, I've wrote her an email containing all...