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Note to fellow bombers, On my last flight I was using the inflight internet to "do work" aka surf Puff. So I first went to my favorite forum "Cigar Bombs". Little did I notice my neighbor was nosey and looking at my screen. Long story short, I got the opportunity to talk to the stewardess...

I finally got access! Troops are on the way to the the front lines to get the lazers set up and the targets isolated :target: These bombs are in honor of and to thank my BOTL here on the forum that have destroyed me over the last month; Evonnida, Shuckins, and Ron1369 :rockon: Thanks again...

To my wife, I'm sorry. I ****ed up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry. To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in...

There once was a 'baccy called Bracken Inside of my bowl it was packin' While a-smokin' I failed Accident'ly inhaled And quickly I found myself hackin'

The S.O.B.S. have left devastation in their wake, the arctic will never be the same again... In my best guess these guys have caused more global warming due to this bomb than all the Hummers in California!! If I were you guys I would hid as the Resolute Bay RCMP are heading your way, as someone...

So it's a good thing that it's snowing right now, as all the snow around the post office is gone... Navydoc dropped a bomb on me that rattled Resolute Bay. So there was not supposed to be any mail today... but I get a phone call at around 3:00 saying come up to the PO and pick up a package...

A good smoking buddy of mine almost killed himself a few weeks ago while smoking a DL700 maduro. He smokes them all the time, but this time was different. He works for SBC as a lineman and was smoking while driving. He had not eaten all day and was on rt.75 heading to Dearborn. About an hour...

If you use a vacu sealer take care that you stop the vacuum prior to ruining the cigars. Trust me on this it can get pretty ugly. I pretty much trashed two packages that way; one has been made good the other will be taken care of as soon as I get the replacement smokes. Stronger setting + full...

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people...

Either way the initials are the same. Chris really laid the smack down on me for an ashtray trade we did. I still have trouble getting over the generosity of all the folk here at CS. Chris, thanks mate this package is totally awesome and I am most greatful.... as are my children:) Here is the...

I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots all over in this area. It can happen anywhere. Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking.One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so...

So, I had a little extra cash to spend on some new sticks (ok, not really, I just wanted to buy some cigars), so I went to JRs. My intentions were to pick up a box of Punch London Clubs. "That should save the bank and satisfy my cigar buying urges for this week," I naivley thought. Since...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon. Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...

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[updated:LAST EDITED ON May-17-02 AT 08:22 PM (CDT)]flipflop - i stole your lion picture so i think it's only fair to post one here for you. this is one from my hippie days with greenpeace: Attachments: