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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like a [email protected]#$%, Don't [email protected]#% with me again. Hired on a mercenary and it ships out this coming week. DC# to follow.

Well Gents - not gonna give the usual house/mailbox blown up stuff - just going to speak from the heart. I really, honestly, truly am: Humbled :hail: A little shocked :hail: Surprised (till some of the tip offs) :hail: Genuinely Flattered and Flabbergasted :hail: And truly touched by this...

I feel like a true BOTL after coming home from an exhaustive Friday workday and finding my first ever bomb ticking in the mailbox. A Shuckins attack to be sure! I've been hit so early, I actually needed to do a quick post in order to be of a status level to PM and send proper thanks! The...

OK...I have been here less than a month and this will be the second mailbox I will have to replace. This one courtesy of the great Shuckins... Needless to same I am very appreciative.

Got home late tonight and checked around my rubble piles that used to be my house and mailbox and found these: In no particular order: Bomb #1 - Sandeep (djangos) -Nub Habano -El Mejor Espresso -Padilla Miami -826 slow aged -JR beli or torp (not sure what this one is exactly) -King Havano...

Got home today after watching the Barcelona/Manchester United game and no sooner than I sit down the mailman appears at my front door with a "package" in hand. I open it up to find that the mailman has hand delivered a bomb to my front door courtesy of Shuckins. I keep telling everyone to...

What was originally supposed to be a Hemingway Work of Art ended up becoming a New England care package when we realized we lived 20 minutes away from each other. Some care package! I don't think I'll ever recover from this bomb, my car is up a tree, the movie theater parking lot is a crater...

The other day Dave and I were talking and we decided on a trade where I would send him 5 WLP for 5 Viaje Limited Cigars. He thought to be fair, he would toss in a Don Pepin Garcia Firecracker and I said ok, it sounds good to me. Well, I check my mail today and right off the bat, I knew...

Holy Crap, ya drop a note to wish a guy well and a few days later.........BLAM there goes your damn mailbox! Thank you Eric, you are a great BOTL and I'm eager to try the Casa Englands

So being new here, I was not in the least bit suspicious as I walked up the front steps to see a rubber banded pair of flat rate boxes...after all, I had just ordered beads and was expecting them. But, wait, why would they be in two different boxes?? BOOM! Too late slow guy. :lolat: So...

:yield::yield:Alright, alright, I give up!!! I come home today after bein in traffic for 2+ hrs, only to find my front door blown WIDE open....my girlfriend cowering in the corner mumbling to herself, and my 2 dogs bloodied and bruised all over the living room!!!! I WAS BOMBED TWICE IN THE SAME...

I was expecting a c-bid shipment, so I eagerly ran to my mailbox and opened it up. I have never been bombed before, so I wasn't sure what was happening when my mailbox exploded. I woke up on the ground, dazed and confused with a boatload of new sticks. Thanks for the shove down the slope guys...

My wife and I got home to find our mail box in shredded state.....she screamed..."the animals"....both in reference to the person or persons who perpertrated the destruction or the safety of the dogs and cats and fish that I mentioned in another thread........... Thank you shuckins

I recently posted in the WTB forum looking for a decent humi at a fair price. My buddy just got back from a tour of duty in Iraq, and he has always enjoyed a good cigar with me, but never had his own supply. His birthday is coming up, and I wanted to push him down the slope, so I thought I'd...

First off I'd like to thank Zipper for the wonderful package he sent. It included some amazing venison jerky and a few great smokes. His excuse was he hadn't bombed anyone in a while :r You'll notice there isn't much jerky left..... it... sorta disappeared rather quickly :D As for the cigars, 2...

I got bombed by Fissure30. I'm still weaving from the shock and brushing the dust out of my hair. About a week ago I posted in the WTB forum about wanting to try some mild/medium cigars, as I seem to have started off with a number of cigars that were too strong for this newbie. Fissure30 PM'd...

EXACTLY!:tpd: Hal acts all innocent and stuff...... pfft...:BS A lovely Party 898 One I need help ID'ing And.... a Partagas Serie D No 1 EL 2004 Also, The King Edward that started this whole mess And... Oh, and the Boli Coronas Extra didn't even make it to the photo shoot!:ss My bad...

Last week I was in the chat room asking if anyone had smoked anything new or interesting. St. Lou Stu chimes in and mentions he had a Robert Burns that was pretty good. Well, somehow we managed to work up a trade for vintage sticks....... The deal was one for one. You know how that jungle...

Well its been almost a week since any SOB & NAC bombs have landed so I was feeling pretty comfortable. I have just started going to the mailbox again without the bulletproof vest, when BOOM, the damn mailbox blows up in my face. It seems Shaggy sent a delayed bomb to make sure everyone was dead...

I don't know about you guys, but I'm having trouble keeping up with the body count in this latest series of hits. We are losing many good men and women to the FFAGs and HHAGs and other notorious and nefarious BBS members. I recommend peace talks to be held with the enemy on neutral ground...