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Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool You've ever cut your grass and found a car. You own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. Your boat...

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal...

Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an cloggin' their arteries with all them...

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all Been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, They'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal...

http://www.mac-pac.org/temp/boom.wmv next time, he thinks he'll use less magnesium :r:r:r

Due to our limited public smoking and numbered public smoking days, I decided to do cigar parties and events. It gives you the club, bar, lounge feel where you can have nice drinks and smoke cigars without offending your fellow patron. This premiere cigar social will take place on Saturday Nov...

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet. Darryl...

[SIZE="3"]Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big, baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They're out of style. Your best bet is to grab a pair of Speedos about...

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he Saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba Pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied! "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya...

Although I am a little late with this one, a week or so before Christmas a fellow "Fuente Freak" or "Fuente Whore" as Bubba NJ calls himself, hit me with some goodies. Including a Fuente Anejo No. 55, 2 Diamond Crown Maximus (robusto and churchill) Ashton VSG, Monty 4, and Party Serie P No.2 and...

Not bubble gum but sure made us say hubba hubba thats some nice dang smokes fer sure. Anita said, where ded dey com from dear? Well deyed be from Bubba! She said whats a Bubba? I said Bubba NJ.. She said whats a Bubba NJ? I said Rolf, eh she said? I said Rolf! She replied you don't have to bark...

Gorillas, I felt compelled to write a review on this cigar that Rolf sent me on my 1st NST because I really appreciate his generosity in sending me this beauty! Now, I've never had an Anejo before and I was cautiously hopeful that this would be the Fuente that "did it for me." I know this is...

It always freaks the neighbors out when I go out to get the mail in a kilt on a windy day. Children run. Some women avert thier eyes. However, today was a different story... I walked out to the box and was greeted with a package. While standing over top it began ticking. The alarm went off...

Every Bubba I have ever met has been huge and menacing. When I met Bubba-NJ a while back, I didnt think he looked like a bubba at all. Nice guy, not extremely large, and rather quiet. But when he wants to, he can make a very loud boom! I present you with this: These happen to be some of my...

While at work, Bubba has been braging that he knows everyone that is worth knowing in the world. This goes on for several weeks, until Bubbas boss has had enough. The boss tells Bubba, "I don't believe that you know any important people, I'll bet you don't know Tom Cruise!" "Oh really" says...

How many people around here have had one of the frozen Bubba Burgers? They are simply great! A real miracle of modern science! Who would've thought you can throw a 1 inch thick frozen burger on a grill or skillet and have a fully-cooked, absolutely delicious burger in about 5 minutes? I like...

City Councilman from Midland, TX ejected from studio T. Bubba Bechtol, part time City Councilman from Midland, TX, was asked on a local live radio talk show the other day just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection...

There was a man named Bubba and Bubba knew EVERYONE in the whole world!! Once when Bubba got a new job, he says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Bubba says "Yes I do!" so...

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