A blond & her husband are lying in bed
Listening to the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.
The blond jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.
The blond finally comes back up to bed.
And her husband says...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was
also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?'...
One of the best things to do while herfin...sharing jokes! :ss
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The first blonde, an American, said 'Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.'
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a...
1: The pedal-powered wheel chair.
2: The inflatable dart board.
3: The submarine screen door.
4: The waterproof towel.
5: The solar powered torch.
6: The dictionary index.
7: The helicopter ejector seat.
8: Powdered water.
9: The waterproof tea bag.
10: A book on how to read.
[FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="3"]Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The firsrt blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where we have a big feast and we give thanks and eat...
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the...
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a...
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has
gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so
desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
" Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?".
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir...