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Hi guys, I'm looking at options of holidays in March with my girlfriend. The USA is a place that has been pretty high on my travel list for a while, but to be honest I'm not sure what I would do/where I would go. To assist, we're mid 20's and the gf is pretty flexible in things to do. She's...

1 st time i ever get bombed security was lax the bomb hit its target! The bomber left a note! And what a bomb it was i am still dizzy from the explosion perfect timing as tomorrow is my birthday! My GOD there is a Be-Hike in there you know what my birthday smoke is going to be! Not only...

Please dont take offense at these as they explain our way of thinking here in Australia. The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky... Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New...

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on...

Video PSA: The Aussie female guide voice on your Garmin is as attractive as you've always hoped - Autoblog LOL!

I'm going to a conference in Melbourne in July. Looks like I'll have at least one free afternoon. Anyone know of a good place to smoke there?

Well today I got my two RC’s and a few hitchhikers, thank you very much Warren/Tash.

... A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end...

Well it's official, I have lost all faith in my Aussie brethren, well one anyway. Scott Vivo has been promising to send me the rest of his Acid Sampler Pack for over a week now. What turns up today? The tin! Empty! He did throw some other crap in there that resembles some supposedly sought...

A story about mateship. Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been rooting around so rang her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her. Next week Bruce didn't come...

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his...

ShortStogie intimated I talked too much. So, for Fauzi, this one is described as such : :tape::tape::tape: :mischief:

Life in the Australian Army... Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the...

Tashaz decided to pay me back for giving him such grief! If you pay close attention, you know that Warren and I kinda got off to a shaky start here on Puff. But, we both calmed down quickly and handled it like adults. We have common interests in cars and fast things. We both appreciate a...

A wealthy Australian man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dingo along for company. One day, the Dingo starts chasing butterflies, and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious...

This is not an announcement of a bomb like I usually post. It is only a celebration of how much fun me & my wife are extruding from the process. Be warned though, there are some very big things being planned that may just shift the equator and melt the poles. (Hmmm supposedly this is already...

Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care...

A bloke’s wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian coast while they were diving, he spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there’s a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger...

Hey All, Just a quick note to say g'day from the southern hemisphere, I hope to make a positive contribution or two to the forums and get to know a few crew from around the place. So far the info that I've found on here has been a big help, the SEARCH function is a great place to start and I...