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Pinky: Brain, Mail!!! Brain: What the hell is that?!? Doesn't look like a Puff bomb... Pinky: Address says it is... OOOoooo.... Sweater88... Brain: So what, just an ex-Hockey player... Rip that thing open... Open the box... Oh... My... GOD... Brain: Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes...

so,I get a couple of packages the other day.....one I was expecting but the other one was something of a mystery...it's wasn't from one of the Puff bombers,so I see that it's from CI....hmmmmmmm..somebody went to a lot of trouble to hire an outside contractor just to reign a little destruction...

I've found this rat trap that closely resembles a mailbox. I feel that this could be just the thing for those under attack from said mouse to prevent total destruction.. just throw a flag on it and wait for the mouse to enter

Breaking News? It might be... God, the humanity Should we all run for cover? Let's all wait to survey the damage Oh, the humainty! Wait...how many bombs wil be landing, is the entire nation in danger? Right...it is just ZK...how much damage could THEY do? Octobombs? Could be more, I suppose...

Christian decided to launch a little friendly fire at the ZK commander. I posted a thread in the WTB section looking for some Oliva CT reserves that the wife enjoyed and he sent me a note apologizing that he had only one but sent a nice selection of others for her to try. Christian, thank you...

Yet another strike from a wonderful BOTL here, Mr. Thad P. Harkman, himself. He threatened --- and he delivered: Thank you to another great BOTL - thank goodness I'm going away because all of these recent bombs will not fit in my humis - they will be vacationing with ME! Thanks Thad

Well, a few weeks ago I arranged a nice trade with CWL (Charles). As a part of his end of the trade he was supposed to send a couple of Excaliburs, but low and behold when the box arrived it seems those two cigars had gone forth and multiplied. CWL seems to have mastered the loaves and fishes...

Your mailbox gets blown all to hell! Dave, as usual your generosity knows no bounds. I am honored to call you my friend and brother. Thank you so much for the excellent smokes. Along with the cigars I also received one of Dave's signature flashlights. Once again, thank you so much for this...

Tampa, FL - Kyle H*******(LincolnSmokes) was always great neighbor and friend, they never expected such an act could come from such a great man. It was a sunny, warm day February in Tampa, FL when Kyle made his move. Unprovoked Kyle launched an air strike that will forever be known as the Corn...

This is the second time My system has been attacked on this site in the same amount of weeks has any body else had problems??

So for the past three days, I have been going through a new life experience, kidney stones! Not to bore you with the details, but both Wed. and Thur. night I was in the ER trying to get the pain under control until I could see a urologist on Friday (Thursday night I took oxycodone and it didn't...

So I head out the front door to get the mail today and I notice a suspicious box a few yards away.... knowing full well the carnage that others on this site have suffered I immediately drop to the ground take cover behind the victimized mail ladies body and crawl closer to the package. Upon...

Sources confirm these attacks were initiated by Magnate and Ducrider of Team WA. Additionally, there is increased chatter from Team WA Sleeper Cells - with new ones popping up everyday. Consider no one safe.

WTF!!! I get home yesterday and there is a ticking box from Russia, well really NY, waiting for me... :???: As I take a closer look the whole thing blows up on me... :omg: Wow! Brian "Da Mad Russian", aka Herzen, hit me with a monster lineup... :shock: Padilla Limitado Oliva Onyx Two 5...

Sheesh you sign up for a raffle and Richard (rrplasencia) hammers you with smokes!!! Looks like I am another of his many victims! He is a madman I tell ya! Here is the great line up he sent me - including my favorite Illusione - the hl!!! Thanks for the great smokes Richard!!! :tu

Apparently men are civil but wives well.... they have minds of their own. This all stems from some post I don't even know about...but at least I was able to take the brunt of the blast to protect my daughter. Thank you Shawn and your wife is amazing, please pass my family's and daughters...

Hillbilly Mafia Attacks Great White La Rue, OH. Here in small-town Ohio, the local citizens are learning that Mafia attacks aren't just for Big City folk. After surviving an attack by the so-called "Amish Mafia", a local Great White was attack by the "Hillbilly Mafia"! Not much is known...

Our very own .... Ace'sFull....... (Garass'ah'hopper)....... (I say grasshopper in a luving way..... as I am Stan's grasshopper.... he helped mold me into the ass I am today! ) :lol: Has attaked me......... he sent death bombs to my home.... I JUST AM PUTTING A NEW FREAKING ROOF ON MY...

U. Scott put's a hurting on my son Jake......pure evil this man:r This is actually awesome.......my son left a Temp. Tattoo at Scott's. So he bombs him with some tag alongs......Jake thought this was the coolest thing..... Thanks U. Scott Russ

Got home from work today to find total devistation!!!My new house was torn off the foundation!As Ipulled into the driveway my kids were climbing out of the storm cellar rubbing their eyes & looking around in awe.I asked them what happened?They said the mailman had just dropped off a package &...