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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator)...

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Looks like they caught up to me and got me good. 5 camacho corojos and 3 delicious maddys. I've smoked all these before and likem all. Thanks Chris. But soon.. D-Day is coming to this board and there will be no survivors :mischief: Oh yeah you callin me a goober? :lol:

Sheesh...so, I agreed to split a bundle of 20 Graycliff 1666 Robusto's with RandomHero the other night when he was at CI and found them for $60 a bundle. No sweat, seems like a great buy...easy decision. Are those 10 1666's all he sent me though? On top of the Graycliff's, he also sent along a...

Yep, Robbie got me too!!! Thanks Bro!! Been so busy lately I have fallen off the map. Hopefully things will settle down here soon!! Thanks again Bro!!! But watch your Amish asses!!!!!! :twisted:

So I am expecting a package from Famous Smokes !!! I picked up that 2 for one deal on the RP cuban label. Well Nick beats me to the house tonight as I didnt get home until late. On my way home I get a phone call from Nick who was coughing and spittting up what was probably blood, and says you...

So, I was sitting in my basement, watching stupid court shows on TV enjoying a CAO Vision... Doorbell rings and my mom says "you expecting a package?" I say yep, as I was expecting my 601 sampler I won on Cbid.. well I finished my Vision and went outside to put my 601's into my coolerdor and...

Totally unprovoked!! Drew, you bastid!! Just mindin' my own bizniss when a bearded man dressed in black came up behind me and put a gun to my head. I threw up my arms and said, "mazeltoff, shalom, gaviltefish!!!" thinking it was a hasidic jew trying to hijack my truck to get to his bungalo...

Got me good...REAL good!!! These Amish guys just don't get it!! Time for the BOOB to strike back..... Thanks Drew!! Totally unexpected & Appreciated Bro!! Sorry it took so long to get the photos up!! I LOVE the Regents & CAO Gold Maddies!! Thanks again, I am excited to try the others...

Thank you Drew, a very nice surprize. However, it is obvious you have not read the "Papa Herf" bible so to speak. Chapter XII, Verse 26: "Thou will reap what thou has sown, 10 fold"

I was walking out of the house this morning to check the mail before I went to work when all of a sudden I heard someone with an Amish accent yell, 'FORE!', and then I was hit on the head by a package. I quickly recovered from the shock and chased the guy down and proceeded to interrogate him...

There was a high-level meeting of The BOOB Triumvirate tonight at an undisclosed location. We decided to upstage the silly Amish mini-herf!! A menu of excellent P90X food was enjoyed, excellent cigars were smoked, & plans were made!! Watch out fellas!!!!!!!!! :shock:

I was sitting at home today and get a knock at the door and the ups guy handed me a package and ran. I looked at who this came from and said Avery Dennison from Hamilton OH. I think this is from Sam, correct me if I am wrong.I was kinda expecting the BOOB to do something to me but was not sure...

Just got home and I have to be up at 0430 so I have to kep this quick. I cant make a kick ass video or anything. But Random hit my nicely today with a great collection of smokes. Amish 1 BOOBS 0 but BUT your ass is grass. I will be out of town for the weekend but I have a feeling next week is...

Hillbilly Mafia Attacks Great White La Rue, OH. Here in small-town Ohio, the local citizens are learning that Mafia attacks aren't just for Big City folk. After surviving an attack by the so-called "Amish Mafia", a local Great White was attack by the "Hillbilly Mafia"! Not much is known...

An Amish killer's attempt & failure to kill a Great White The crime was horrendous. But the point now is not the crime--it's the hard issues at hand for the Amish community of Guido Wittisblager--allegedly the only Amishman ever tried and convicted for the attempted death of a majestic Great...

A letter was dropped off by some dude on a horse just a minute ago, he asked me to post this up on the board as he doesn't have a computer: The Amish Mafia has been insulted . The AM has decided to use cowpies as it's primary form of weaponry: Cowpies are proven to be effective against most...

Hello to you all, My name is Steve, I'm 19 and I just graduated HS. The main reason I made an account here is b/c I want to learn about this hobby/lifestyle. My interests include playing paintball and other outdoor activities. I am an Eagle Scout and thought that starting to smoke cigars...

An Amish woman and Her daughter were riding in a buggy one cold and blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the...

Well after traveling 180 miles this one week old missle made it from NY. Dux sent me an awsome variety of Gurkha's which I have never tried.. :D ...Dux you are one awsome BOTL I can't thank you enough. Better make space in the humi, I have something headed back that direction; I am going to...