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So a while back I was playing around in the PIF 2 thread and had a couple good PIF's so when our good 'ol BOTL titlowda said "Who wants some cigars?" I blindly said I'll take them..... So today I get the little orange slip in the mail that requires you to go to the post office and retrieve your...

I thought I was being sneaky by taking my address off of my "About Me" file but guess we have some very sneaky BOTL who took it upon themselves to 'cigarape' me Puff Style. I came home from some consulting meetings for St. Jude Hospital Research and when I went out to the mailbox it was...

Zfog 197 , odd first post guessed the closes. :hail: Everyone else; :grouphug: ; Thanks for playing. Who siad 140's, haha.

Well I've done it again... ...due to allergy season in FL, I have another massive sinus infection. I'm on 10 day treatment of antibiotics (4 a day, size of a ping-pong ball each), steroids pills to control the inflammation of my face (which feels like it's been beaten into a pulp), steroid spray...

So my buddy isn't my buddy anymore because he didn't tell me about this until today. He went on Sunday without telling me...it's not that I'm supposed to be home taking care of the pregnant mrsreindeer or anything...but COME ON! Sorta a cross between Playboy mansion & Neverland. Whoever of...

That's about all there is to say about it!

He blew up my mailbox with a.... Limited Edition Rocky Patel MJK Cuba Libre Romeo y Julieta (ISOM) And some pipe tobacco. Thanks so much buddy! :bounce:

but, there are three rules I was taught by my father. I have passed these three rules onto my son. They are: 1. Do not Steal; 2. Do not Lie; and 3. Always keep your Word. Twenty of us formed a Fantasy Football League. The conditions were simple: Winner take all. A five-pack of cigars from...

Nothing better then Pure Rock and Roll and thats what AC/DC is all about!!! Well they where here in Houston Sunday night and me and Tiffany was invited to go by Daniel and Diana. Thanks you guys very much! I know this pics are not good, all I had was my cell phone to take pics with. But what a...

I would like to thank all who particiated in my Steeler Pass. It went off as smooth as they come and hope you all enjoyed it. I would also like to thank Maxnmisty435, Triplezero24, Adrenalin Junkie, Sofaman and JonDot for nailing me with awesome smokes:dribble: I really appreciate it guys:)...

Same old story, sitting here minding my own business, when the mail guy runs by, throws my hooch door open, and tosses a USPS box inside, and hauls ass. As I get up to see what the hell is goin' on, BOOOOOMMMM!!!! PatfenGreen busted my A$$ with some choice sticks. Thank you very very much, and...

I watched the Elite bullsh#t fighting tonight to see Kimbo go against Shamrock and saw Kimbo get his ass handed to him by a stand-in in 14 seconds. What a waste of time.:brick:

I posted up a Buy me These a while back, and Kris jumped at it to help me out. I had a box come in with my gars of choice, being an Alt. Partagas Black from TNT cigars. I got the box home safely, opened it up with no problems, and I removed the air pillows to see my beautiful gars sitting there...

I've been totally speechless 1 time in my entire life, Daytona Beach Bike Week, 19 eighty somethin, Ms Harley-Davidson, half nekkit, told me that if her manager wasn't also her ol man, that she'd take me to her trailer and....well, I couldnt even think for an hour let alone talk. Well, it's...

So i get paid this friday, and i want to reward myself maybe over the weekend with an a$$ kicker of a cigar.. meaning a reallly strong one. i havent had all that much outside the realm of medium going towards full.. So help me out gorilla's!

This is the first time this has happened to me. Had a Don Carlos Edicion de Anivarsario tonight with no dinner before hand. Started out like a normal buzz but I was literally shaking on the drive home. My right foot was even twitching trying to hold the gas down (thank God for cruise control)...

Well Tony Ricciardi was not messing around when he said I better be dug-in cause he was plotting to take me out ad take me out he did! This fine fellow blew my bunker into next year destroying anything and everything in its path!! I am blown away. Tony is First class sending me a Montecristo...

Now this young muther fugger has gone too, too far! I'm supposed to be hosting a HERF tomorrow and "Young Ape" destroys my deck: AGAIN! And to add insult to injury he tells me he's going to hit me yet again -- not once, not twice, but he claims to have THREE more missiles aimed in my...

........at least that's what the last words of the letter that Gary (gwc4sc) sent, along with this! Now, Gary, you know you weren't supposed to do that! :gn:gn Just a .42 envelope you phucker!! :D:D