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Bar Joke

A man walked into a shop and found the clerk stalking flies with a fly swatter.
"Have you gotten any?" he asked.
The clerk replied, "Yeah. Three males and two females."
"How do you tell the difference?" the man asked curiously. "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone!"



Don't engage in a battle of wits half armed!:dunno:
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