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post #11 of 20 Old 02-26-2008, 07:43 PM
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Re: Life's Truths

Worth reading again...

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post #12 of 20 Old 03-01-2008, 09:47 PM
 
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hkthats is so the truth
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6 ) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccol! i in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know ! all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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So true, so true, so true! That's awesome.:tu
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wow This post is from WAY back. Very Ture in all parts.
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post #15 of 20 Old 10-09-2009, 06:48 AM
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Re: Life's Truths

LOVE IT!!! Especially the bit about what kids have learned...

Very very true... all of it!

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"Whether you recognise it or not, the world is full of heroism"

"With all it's sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful, strive to be happy"
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If the sun constantly shines out of your butt you are destined to live a life in the shade.

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post #18 of 20 Old 06-18-2016, 01:58 AM
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Hi,
It's really a hard truth of the life that you have explained in a funny way. Life has 4 stage, and you have shown in a good way its reality and truth.


thanks
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post #19 of 20 Old 06-30-2017, 08:56 PM
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Had to revive this! It's 14 years old and though I obviously never met the guy, Rick posted a funny worth reading. RIP BOTL!

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post #20 of 20 Old 08-03-2017, 05:54 PM
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Well, i sort of accidentally "baptised" my cat once

Now a few years ago i had a bedroom on the 2nd floor of our house, and my bed was as high as my window (or my window as low as my bed). It was summer, and i slept with the window open.
So i was having a nightmare about some monsters or something, at which point my cat started to knead my chest with her claws out. You know, as they do when they try to get comfy. In my dream, however this monster was trying to open up my chest, and so i went into survival mode, grabbed this monster by it's neck, and threw it away. As i threw away the monster i awoke, to hear a loud splash and cat screams.

Turns out i had just flung my cat out the 2nd floor window down to the pool below.

She was rather cross with me for a looong time after that..
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