I SWEAR I DIDN'T. I know it seems convenient, I actually tried to make this thread a couple of days ago but my technology wasn't responding. Either way it's here and please don't go to an IP lawyer because I have no way of proving otherwise!
I can, however describe the logic:
first of all - F and F (dUh)
nomero dos - Fuente has a variety of sticks from all sorts of price points and is highly regarded.
three - He has some really really high priced and well regarded sticks which is befitting for someone wanting to reward themselves at the end of a long week
four - Padron doesn't have as nice of a ring; although it was my first choice. Neither does Rocky Patel Friday
Five - I taught of it First SUCKaaaaa