"An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications." -Robert A. Heinlein
Only two things I know about nascar.
1) they go left
2) if you're like me and only root for crashes. Make sure the car that crashed DOESN'T match the BARTENDER'S SHIRT before you start cheering. It doesn't end well, TRUST ME some people take this stuff REAL SERIOUS.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.- - - George Carlin